BLOODY HELL!!!

Okay, Muggles, so today's blog is not about HP, I know, I know, I just needed to get this off my chest...It's actually about this muggle and the fact that I am so FREAKING UNCOORDINATED, that I will rather much be called clumsy... Let me make this clear before I start my embarrassing story... Picture This!!! seeing the BIGGEST THOUSAND LEGER you have ever seen?? It was HUGE, I tell ur! Although I have no proof, I'm pretty sure this thing came from a science lab, or it's one of Hagrid's pets that escaped from Azkaban!! Yeah, so that's what happened to me, on Thursday, 1:30 am... And before you ask why was I up that late??? If you must know, NOSY!!! I was putting up decorations for my son's birthday... So, back to the story, don't interrupt me again... There I was... giving myself a pep talk on how to kill this stupid thing... And I DON'T CARE IF THIS CREEPY CRAWLER KILLS SILVERFISH, SPIDERS, OR WHATEVER NASTINESS THAT ARE CRAWLING AROUND THE HOUSE!! STOP INTERRUPTING ME!! After 5 minutes of giving myself a pep talk, I'm like, Tracy, You are a DAMN GRYFFINDOR!!" pick up that broom and smash it already! Broom in my hands right... I smashed that sucker HARD!!!!!! Next thing you know??? It's chasing after me!!! I know I hit IT!! Like smack down the middle hit it!! Nothing... Nothing happens to it at ALL!!! Then the DAMN thing took after me... Let me tell you something... I have never run that FAST in my ENTIRE life before... You would have thought I was been chased by Michael Myers, SMH... I when down FAST!! I fell so hard, I swear my house shook... Honestly, if I live until in my 50's, it will be a miracle at this point... I need spell help on NOT to walk into walls, chairs, tables, like SERIOUSLY!! If I'm not walking into things, I'm tripping over things or falling into brushes... and Yes, I already checked, It's nothing medical... And No, my parents did not drop me on the head!!!

02/16/22, Sooo to follow up on my fall, I may have forgotten to mention that I actually hurt my knee when I fell... Yeah, the same exact knee I hurt almost 2 years ago when I walked into the wall😒😒😒. DON'T JUDGE ME! The good news is knee is coming fine, until my next fall, which I will definitely not be posting on here... Go find someone else to laugh at 😒

Arresto Momentum, is an incantation that slows the speed or stops a falling object or person to keep them from harm.

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